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Toilet Paper Poetry/Quotes
Anthology of poems and quotations touching on the delicate subject of
toilet paper.
"I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes."
-- Andy Rooney
I wrote a poem
on toilet paper
and watched it
swirl down
into the maelstrom
--From Poetry and
Public Toilets, compiled by Karen Alkalay-Gut
"Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper,
I'm like Wow! That's toilet paper? I don't know if we appreciate how much we have. I just want a
few things I can treasure. So the things I do have, I'll appreciate - like toilet paper. Just the
other day, I said to Jennifer [Rubin], 'Hey Jennifer, maybe we should stop using toilet paper'. We
decided to thank the toilet paper instead, so that's what I do when I leave the bathroom. Thank
the toilet paper."
--Alicia Silverstone
See also
Honorable Mention
- From Janet I Buck in a series
about poetry writing: "Most of our vacation time this year was dedicated to typing up a
300-page book of poetry that happened to be spread out over three rolls of toilet paper. Hey,
admit it: it's a great place to think."
- Poetry Workshop biography of
Ed Sanders: "In 1961 he landed in jail for protesting against nuclear
proliferation. During the course of a short incarceration he wrote his first major poem (Poem
from Jail, 30 pages) on toilet paper in his cell."
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Ed Sanders
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Page Created by SDA
May 19, 2002
Page last updated May 23, 2002
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